The Plan
Are we still the greatest country in the world?
Two of America's greatest poets - Mark Twain and Jimmy Buffett - hit it on the head when they said, "Be good, and you will be lonesome." Buffett added, "Live a lie, and you will regret it."
America has been lonesome for several decades now.
World military leader? Of course.
Economic power? Indeed.
Greatest constitutional republic in history? All signs point to "yes".
Of course we are good... but are we living a lie? Are we still the greatest country in the world?
America has been lonesome for several decades now.
World military leader? Of course.
Economic power? Indeed.
Greatest constitutional republic in history? All signs point to "yes".
Of course we are good... but are we living a lie? Are we still the greatest country in the world?
The Harty Party believes that we have an obligation to be good... to do good... to be lonesome... and to stand tall.
Can we stand taller? Yes.
Can we be better? Yes.
Can we be more beardly? Yes.
But to do this, we need to hear YOUR voice, America!
Can we stand taller? Yes.
Can we be better? Yes.
Can we be more beardly? Yes.
But to do this, we need to hear YOUR voice, America!
The Plan
Time to grab ahold of America's steering wheel... and point this country in the direction YOU want to see it go!
You see, the Harty Party represents ALL Americans... both the beard-a-ful and the beard-less. As such, the platforms, stances, and positions of the Harty Party need to best reflect what ALL Americans want.
By embracing what the Founding Fathers and Ryan Seacrest both gave this fine nation, the official stance of the United States on any and all topics will be "current" and an accurate representation of what the people really want.
Yes, you read that right.
The platform stances of the Harty Party are determined by YOU.
That's right, YOU tell US what YOU want US to do since WE represent YOU.
We are proud to be your mouthpiece, America! Now, tell us what you want us to shout!
To get this "Harty Party" started, please cast your votes on the key campaign issues!
You see, the Harty Party represents ALL Americans... both the beard-a-ful and the beard-less. As such, the platforms, stances, and positions of the Harty Party need to best reflect what ALL Americans want.
By embracing what the Founding Fathers and Ryan Seacrest both gave this fine nation, the official stance of the United States on any and all topics will be "current" and an accurate representation of what the people really want.
Yes, you read that right.
The platform stances of the Harty Party are determined by YOU.
That's right, YOU tell US what YOU want US to do since WE represent YOU.
We are proud to be your mouthpiece, America! Now, tell us what you want us to shout!
To get this "Harty Party" started, please cast your votes on the key campaign issues!